Ms. Ellay

suivez-moi

3.26.2008

didn't realize this needed to be said....

i don't understand why some people can't understand that i don't like them.
as much as i cant stand my school....there are a few of you that i don't wanna deal with THAT much. you are the reason i havent tried to transfer back to cali!
i block you on myspace/facebook
i dont answer your calls (i've changed your name in BOTH phones to DONT ANSWER)
i read and DONT respond to your txts
i block your screen names
and yet some of you ignorant people still don't understand!
i guess i have to spell it out for you
LEAVE ME ALONE
FIND SOMEONE ELSE TO HARASS
I DONT CONSIDER YOU A FRIEND, ASSOCIATE, &&& IN MY MIND YOU NO LONGER EXIST
that being said,
don't think about me anymore.
don't ask my friends how i'm doing,
don't IM me, TXT me, CALL me, or DRIVE by my house to see if i've come back to cali
i don't wanna kick it with you, i don't care how you are doing, and i wish you would feel the same
lastly, dont tell our mutual friends that we are cool if we aren't or that we got into a fight if we didn't. my name isn't dick so keep it out of ur mouth!

have a nice life!

p.s. erin i will post them by the weekend kk? {i was @ work till 12.45 last night and i'm supposed to get off @ 10} so stop tryin to put me on blast over the internet!

3.20.2008

low key....

brandon told me about this one....



ha.

3.19.2008

spring break '08: the pics

these are some of the ones that wont make it to facebook...










































**censored**

i'll add a few more later....

3.16.2008

spring break '08: the quotes

i cant exactly explain what happened, just know it was awesome.
instead of going over every day of the trip, im just going to post some pics and give u guys ALL the best quotes...enjoy!

black midget clowns.
gorillas.
no, we're not finding the sleeping african.
Nneka Martin.
i've had a bad experience with swans.
canadian geese.
i don't speak english, but i promise not to laugh at your spanish.
ace take it to the face.
smells like cheese.
awww, she's crying.
no, she's having sex.
kings card game.
she shushed me, she definitely shushed me.
fuck the transportation system,....and the TV. they dropped me off in east bum fuck.
she has a 9 inch penis and 2 balls.
i'm mad you know how big her dick is.
if you wanna fuck on the dance floor, you'll slow grind on the dance floor.
never have i ever spilled a drink on a fuckin coffee table.
wait, you go streaking naked right?
wait j. i can't see behind me, but is our door shut?!
on some real shit, what i say, what i do...i'm trying to be intellectual.
did you notice, when you close your eyes it does something weird?!
i'm saucy, twisted, hammered, bent...all the fuckin acronyms. wait, thats wrong, i meant to say adjectives. (he meant synonyms)
she's the type of girl who thinks she's on a pedestal, and its my duty in life to take her down from that shit.
girl, honey.
the open ass 21 questions game.
mariaah speaking spanish when she's drunk
and singing random ass songs in spanish and expecting everyone else to know them too.
its like thai food...
you were all bloody and bald eagle.
michael talking to tank on the phone.
cooking lunch and breakfast.
why did you let them put a penis in my mouth?
what is this the barak obama convention?
you donkey hoes
i'll slap your reggaetone ass.
who the fuck slow grinds to nas? who tries to grind and the only thing that moves is his stomach?!?!
....cuba gooding jr.
random ass mazatlan tv
i'm breathing.
omg i love dolce de leche. its the key to my heart. give me enough dolce de leche and i'll marry you...well, maybe not marry you, but i might give you head.
who names their kids jack anymore?! wtf, its 2008.
shits and giggles.
no party, we have an airplane in the morning
whaa?!
oh, you need to be chilly, chilly, chilly.
i never knew there was an HBCU socially worse than Hampton....then i met y'all.
the only grape i eat is grapefruit.
which one is male and female?! its an umbrella and a pipe. oh i thought it was a t and a check.
lesbian luau...and a fun stick.
good morning sexy
i will fuck a mormon up.
i dont have enough underwear for that
can i be belligerent?! i'm lowkey belligerent...
they were trying to not feed me. fuck you, feed me.
feeling good, feeling great. feeling great, feeling good. how are you?
lemon, lime... "lim", same thing.
put it in your mouth!
who said that?!
no, he didnt...
i think mexico makes my feet itchy...
put me in the pocket!
its cold as balls....cuddle?!
"lemon drops" aka body shots
i'm not a fuckin cookie! she sprinkled mad sugar on me!
construction workers gone wild...i need a hard hat.
you guys, we are so pretty.
that's not a football.
he's not a tanner.
are you fucking?!?...kidding me!
u guys, i just realized that jumbo shrimp is an oxymoron.
quadrouple saturation.
north dakota and minnesota.
thats shrimp shit...that's fucking disgusting.
more protein!
you're the only bostonian in mazatlan...
i probably am!
i know the deal, are you from boston?!
no...we're from canada.
jason is a cracker stealer.
kimora lee simmons, barak obama, kanye west, rosa parks, and raven simone all went on spring break together.
la dada da da dada da da da da daaaaaa boooyahka!
cheese!....queso!
please don't lick his duck.
im so mad we left your helmet.
i don't need a helmet, i PAST that grade.
i ride the short blue bus
it matches your shirt.
i was so thinking that too. you must be psychic.
i couldn't feel...but then again i could.
it was like an orgasm and a piercing.
im special from the neck down.
i'm canadian, wanna fuck?!
you wanna cuddle with me?!
i heard you! you don't know me that well...
i might be ugly, but i'm funny.
i've been drunk for 4 days!
i've been drunk for 8!!!
i have to pee...
im right here and everything else is like this *twirling motion*
i have a canadian goose....in my pants
i can be your daddy
i get cuter the more drunk you get.
where are you from?
heaven.
the conversations about homosexuality and orgasms.
we stay fly, no lie, you know this, bye bye mazatlan!
con tetas
mariaah speaking vietnamese as a flight attendant.
wheres mariaah?
oh shes over there baking a cake.
those guys behind us,....they're gymnists. ive never seen one in real life, only on tv.

the next post will have the pics...and no i will not elaborate on the meanings of the quotes...