how can i sleep...

a day like today followed by a night like tonight?
so i ran around all day.
had a million unnecessary calls...
decided to go out with my twin...always a good idea.
get to this club....turns out instead of 21+ its more like 40+.
try to get a lemondrop martini...girl suggests a pineapple martini instead...i cant taste any alcohol. try to leave and get harassed by this man with SEVERE HALITOSIS. i mean it was like this man ate poo for dinner. ugh. and he kept talking to us for like 20 mins....we finally leave and go to this kappa party.
the kappa party is so lame. i missed the memo about wearing red/white. people are wearing linen summer white on a rainy day in feb like its alright. patent pleather WHITE boots. pocket sized men. 1 free strong ass long island. and then i find out that the guy i have been letting entertain me is with the biggest slut i kno.



awesome. the sluts win again.

we finally leave. its raining. we decide to call it a night.
i drop off my twin and call B. then i get pulled over and almost get a DUI.
yes. A DUI.
that would make 2 tickets in 4 days, a trip to jail, and no more driving.

thank goodness the lord wouldn't put me thru THAT much in one week and the guy let me off. i was scared out of my mind tho. hope everyone else had an eventful friday...